Friday, September 23, 2005

Recalled Medicines... IMPORTANT!!

"My Son sent this to me to read and I felt it was something I should tell everyone so here it is. Also with the e-mail address of the people who made this claim..Pass it on!!
To confirm these findings please take time to check the following:

You may want to try calling the 800 number listed on most, drug boxes and inquire about a REFUND. Please read this.....CAREFULLY. Also, please pass this on to everyone you know....STOP TAKING anything containing this ingredient. It has been linked to increased hemorrhagic stroke (bleeding in brain) among women ages 18-49 in the three days after starting use of medication. Problems were not found in men, but the FDA - Recommended that everyone (even children) seek alternative medicine. They are asking you to call them at 800-548-3708 with the lot number on the box so they can send you postage for you to send it back to them, and they will also issue you a refund. Please pass this on so people are informed.
Phenylpropanolamine in these are causing strokes and seizures in children:
Orange 3D.... Cold &Allergy Cherry (Pink)....3D Cold &Cough Berry....3D Cough Relief Yellow 3D Expectorant.

The following medications contain Phenylpropanolamine:
Acutrim Diet Gum Appetite Suppressant ....Acutrim Plus Dietary Supplements ....Acutrim Maximum Strength Appetite Control ...Alka-Seltzer Plus Children's Cold Medicine Effervescent ....Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold medicine (cherry or orange) ....Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine Original ....Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold &Cough Medicine Effervescent ...Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold &Flu Medicine ....Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold &Sinus Effervescent ....Alka Seltzer Plus Night-Time Cold Medicine ....BC Allergy Sinus Cold Powder ....BC Sinus Cold Powder ....Comtrex Flu Therapy &Fever Relief ...Day &Night Contac 12-Hour Cold Capsules ....Contac 12 Hour Caplets ....Coricidin D Cold, Flu &Sinus ....Dexatrim Caffeine Free ....Dexatrim Extended Duration .... Dexatrim Gelcaps ... Dexatrim Vitamin C/Caffeine Free .... Dimetapp Cold &Allergy Chewable Tablets .... Dimetapp Cold &Cough Liqui-Gels ....Dimetapp DM Cold &Cough Elixir .... Dimetapp Elixir .... Dimetapp 4 Hour Liquid Gels .... Dimetapp 4 Hour Tablets .... Dimetapp 12 Hour Extentabs Tablets .... Naldecon DX Pediatric Drops ....Permathene Mega-16 ....Robitussin CF ....Tavist-D 12 Hour Relief of Sinus & Nasal Congestion ....Triaminic DM Cough Relief ....Triaminic Expectorant Chest &Head ....Triaminic Syrup Cold &Allergy ....Triaminic Triaminicol Cold & Cough.
AGAIN!!...They are asking you to call them at 800-548-3708 with the lot number on the box so they can send you postage for you to send it back to them.
Dennis Young, (Chief) - Thompson Valley EMS
380 N. Wilson Ave.
Loveland, CO 80537
youngdr@tvems.com "

Idiot Workers

"At a airport, a women was checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which she replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

Happened at a Birmingham, Ala. Airport. As Jess Foxworthy would say: HERE'S YOUR SIGN!!"

Brittany Spears' Oop's - I did it again


Pop Princess has a 2-pack a day habit!!... But says she plans on quitting to help her baby...SO much for her goodie two shoes look!!.....I knew she wasn't perfect as the world thought!! Posted by Picasa

Heroin use on - Live TV

Amsterdam, Netherlands :" A television presenter on a new Dutch talk show plans to take heroin and other illegal drugs on air in a program intended to reach young audiences on topics that touch their lives. The show, scheduled to premier on late-night television Oct. 10, is called "Spuiten & Slikken," or the "Shoot Up and Swallow" show. Even in the liberal Netherlands, where marijuana is sold and used openly, the idea was met with dismay by the governing center-right Christian Democrat party. Justice Ministry spokesman said it was not clear if he could be prosecuted. Possession of any amount of heroin is illegal,a highly addictive narcotic.The "Shoot Up & Swallow" shows will interview guests about drug use and abuse, while carrying out in-the-field experiments with sex and drugs Host, plans to smoke a heroin pill, have drinking binges in a series of pubs. Also take the drug LSD...On his couch under the supervision of his mother. The Netherlands is known for its marijuana policy, where sale and use of the drug in small quantities are not prosecuted even though technically illegal. Other drugs, including LSD, cocaine, Ecstasy and heroin are outlawed and dealers are prosecuted. The legal age for the consumption of alcohol and tobacco is 16. The BNN Show Has....Drawn viewer complaints for programs in the past, including a sex education program called "This Is How You Screw." One segment discussed how to have sex in a nightclub and featured life-size mannequins with sex organs It amazes me just how low people will go to get people to watch them on TV for fame!! What if he O.D.'s while taking these drugs? Are they going to tape that too?"

Liberal Verses Consertive

Posted by Picasa Most Americans have no idea what it sounds like to the rest of the world when an American condescendingly uses the word liberal as if it were a bad thing. Just to clarify: During the independence war, the British were the right-wing, conservative establishment. The Americans who decided to fight for their freedom were liberals. (liberal comes from liberty.) The founding fathers were liberals. The US is built on the ideals of liberalism. Thomas Jefferson (he wrote the declaration of independence) was a liberal. The declaration of independence, the constitution, and above all the bill of rights are the highest ideals of liberalism. You won't find a more liberal political paper than these documents. Everything the US stands for, everything Americans are proud of, are the liberal ideals of the liberal founding fathers. It has taken Europe centuries to reach those liberal ideals through horribly bloody wars. Ironically, today Europe is more liberal, while the US has drifted back into the same dangerous right-wing nationalism and radical patriotism that Europeans have fought centuries to rid themselves of - and that the US fought to liberate itself from during the independence war. Today the majority of Americans are more or less radical nationalists, with political views so right-wing, they often border on fascism. Of course Americans don't realize that. They think they're simply being "good Americans. This is just something I wanted to post, if you don't agree...Tell me!"

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Motherhood!!


"This is how I feel right now!! I have a SON!! who no matter how much I love him, and try to make him grow-up into a good human being....He push's my buttons and does everything to make me blow my Top off my HEAD!! I told him this time I was fed up if he ran to be with his father this time he could stay their...Now I pray GOD give me the strength to follow thru...HE makes me crazy!!"
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Missing Bill Clinton

Canadian TV.:" It doesn't matter what party you are this is absolutely hilarious. Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1- He played the sax. Number 2- He smoked weed. Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women...... Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't!.. And, he gets a check from the government every month...... Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.... Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.....When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, I don't know, I never had one." .......American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly..... Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom..... Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe...... The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."

IDIOT SIGHTING

"When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealer ship to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."
This really happened, was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!"

Bags for Bull...Finally



I wonder where to buy these? Then hand them to People you know never shut-up.... Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Whopper Please While I Rob You

AnnArborNews:"Reported that a man failed to rob a Burger King because the clerk told him he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. So the man ordered onion rings, but the clerk informed him that they weren't available for breakfast. The frustrated robber left.
And they say our young people aren't trained well, my problem is..How clean they are I went into to our local Burger King two different times and each time I had to ask the Super on shift...Why the young man making my sandwich ...Wasn't wearing gloves? They just told him to put them on!! YUCK!! "

Lick It - Go Ahead

Jay Leno:"An Australian company says they plan to use kangaroo dung to make stationary and other paper products. That's some-thing to think about the next time you decide to lick that envelope."

Cat Revenge


What they do to us when we're not home. Leave me home alone...Will ya!! Posted by Picasa

How Coffee wise are You?

"Although you may know a lot about the brewing and enjoyment of coffee, there may be quite a lot you don't know about its other attributes. Take this test of your knowledge about the potential health benefits of coffee one of the worlds favorite beverages!

1. Which of the following is true?
A. The positive effects of caffeine will be reduced as users drink more coffee and build up tolerance.
B. Fine motor control can improve with moderate amounts of coffee.
C. An 8 oz cup of coffee contains 110 mg of caffeine.

2. Coffee seems to offer some protection against which of the following?
A. Colon cancer
B. Type 2 diabetes
C. Dehydration

3. What is a functional food?
A. A food that helps you function at your chosen activity.
B. A food that may deliver some health benefits beyond the nutrients

4. For which sports have studies demonstrated a caffeine/coffee benefit of improved stamina?
A. Sprinting
B. Endurance sports like cycling or running
C. Synchronized swimming

5. Which of the following would likely inhibit your ability to think clearly on an exam at 1:00 pm?
A. 1000-calorie high-carbohydrate pasta lunch
B. Skipping lunch and breakfast
C. A cup of coffee at noon

Okay...Now click on the comment tab and give me your answers, then.. I will tell you if your right! If by chance. You gave the wrong answer... I will give you all the correct answers after the test has ran for a week, at that time I will update the test to that date with all the correct ones included.....Go ahead test yourself!"






Tuesday, September 20, 2005

What is a true.. Friend

"I found this and knew I had to post it for all my friends who support me in reading my Blog - Thank-you..
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said...no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever... and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said... You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... SO NOW I WILL SAY: I like you because of who you are to me... A true friend....It could be anywhere-AOL, Yahoo, outside of school, anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life....Remember!!

A good friend will not come bail you out of jail... But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying WE screwed up! Proud to be your Friend! Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence, and don't skip ahead. I've learned... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. I've learned... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for. I've learned... That money doesn't buy class. I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. I've learned...That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved. I've learned... That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can? I've learned... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts. I've learned... That the less time I have to work, the more things I get done. To all of you ... Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence...

It's National Friendship Week.
Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, even if it means sending it back to the person who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends.

YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I am honored"

Cat Nap Anyone?

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Horoscopes verses the Perfect Mate?

I, & who I thought was my perfect mate broke-up. A few weeks ago, after a long term commement of 3 1/2 years.(mostly after I moved and he asked me to marry him) Then, things just seemed to go from bad to worse (then again maybe their were signs all along)?.. Yes!! I am sad but...Life moves on with or with-out me..So I did the normal thing all women do try and look at where we went wrong? And if their was any signs.. Oh I read everything I could find (while web surfing to find my answers) Even checking out the Horoscope page to see if he was my perfect mate!! Well depending on which one you read you can throw it both ways. My Man was a (Aries) and the stars told me he was not a good mix with me, instead!! (told me I should run like hell and be glad I got away) They told me I should look for men born under three different stars, like: Pisces (now he's the man for me it says) Then: Virgo (he's suppose to be a definite keeper) Then last but least: Cancer (a guy after my my heart, and anything it wants)...LOL Well depending, on who you ask they will each laugh and say what they think of them. - Basing your love life on a Stupid Horoscope!! But yet every day we all find ourselves reading one in the local News-paper, or on the Inter-net while surfing. I don't know if any of they star(men) the signs say are right for me its hard to say? I do know I married a Cancer and he was not after my heart!! (unless to break it)..LOL. Each of us so different in so many ways, And its hard to say who's right for who? As people change every day...And just because he was the right guy today don't mean he's the one for you ..In the end! I stayed out of the dating swing for years, to try and fix me so I didn't make the mistakes I did in my last relationship...And you know what Ladies!! Yes I didn't pick-up where I left off with these type of men! (I jumped into a new barrel of problems)...I have finally figured something out about myself!!
I am a (fixer & Healer) I have to do this to feel good about me...BAD!! Me. Well I'm not going to run out and find me another man to replace the one who is gone, to prove it wasn't me who was the problem. I don't care!! What I am going to do is just try and fix me and figure out what makes me happy and then....If by some change.. Another man knocks me down trying to get me to look at it him.. So be it!.. But for now I am going to just enjoy my life and find things that make me happy..And stop worrying about what I did wrong, and what type of star man I should of or should date."

Witness

"A battle is waged
In the deep of me,
An epic struggle
'Tween sand and sea,
Where one resists
The other, so free...
Yet, no loss or gain
Marks Eternity."

Monday, September 19, 2005

Female -Hair Removal Methods

"Be prepared to laugh!! It takes a women to really get this and understand, the pain we must indure. This has to be one of the funniest and most god-awful scenarios I have ever heard of... Bless this woman!!!

All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal. The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now.... The Wax!! My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home; fix dinner; played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours. Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet? So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart, press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off! No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm no girly, girl, but I am mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out. *YA THINK!!!*So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each other, stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax my rear end (Oh, how this phrase haunts me!). I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. OK... So it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this!!! Hair removal no longer eludes me!! I am She-Ra, fighter of all wayward body hair and smooth skin extraordinaire!! With my next wax strip, I move "north". After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side of the bikini line, covering the right half of my vagina and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip). I inhale deeply and brace myself.... RRRRIIIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! I'm Blind!!!!! Blinded from pain!!!!!!... OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half of the strip. S**T!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP... Everything is swirly and spotted. Do I hear crashing drums????? OK, back to normal. I want to see my trophy - A wax covered strip with my hairy pelt that has caused me so much pain, sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip! There's no hair on it! Where is the hair?? WHERE IS THE WAX? Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair... The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax. S**T!!! I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the next BIG mistake . . . . . . . Remember, my foot is still propped up on the toilet. I know I need to do something, so I put my foot down. DAMN!!! I hear the slamming of the cell door. Vagina? Sealed shut! Butt?? Sealed shut!!! I penguin walk around the bathroom, trying to figure out what to do and think to myself, "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off." Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right?? *WRONG!!!!* I get in the tub -The water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit. Now, the only thing worse that having your nether businesses glued together is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub. In scalding hot water!! Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax. So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub!!! God bless the man what convinced me I should have a phone in the bathroom!!! I call my friend, thinking surely she's waxed before and has come secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter, "So my butt and who-ha are stuck to the bottom of the tub!" There is a slight pause. She doesn't have a secret trick, but does try to hide the laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located on bottom, "Are we talking cheeks or hole or what?"She's laughing out loud by now... I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box. YEAH!!! Right!!!!!! I would be the joke of someone else's night. While we go through various solutions, I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water, and then dry shaving the sticky wax off!!! By now, the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I slip into glazed donut land. My friend is still talking with me an my hand reaches towards the saving grace... The lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. What do I really have to lose at this point. I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids, scared the dickens out of my friend, but I really don't care!! "IT WORKS!! IT WORKS!!" I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice, to my grief and despair... THE HAIR IS STILL THERE... ALL OF IT!!!! So, I shaved it off. Heck, I'm numb at this point. Next week I'm going to try hair color...My Son sent this to me and I just had to share it with all of you"


Sunday, September 18, 2005

Mean Mom's

""My son came home from school one day,with a smirk upon his face.He decided he was smart enough,to put me in my place. Guess what I learned in Civics Two,that's taught by Mr. Wright,It's all about the law today, The Children's Bill of Rights. It says I need not clean my room,don't have to cut my hairNo one can tell me what to think,or speak, or what to wear.I have freedom from Religion,and regardless what you say,I don't have to bow my head,and I sure don't have to Pray.I can wear earrings if I want,and pierce my tongue & nose.I can read & watch just what I like,get tattoos from head to toe.And if you ever spank me,I'll charge you with a crime.I'll back up all my charges,with the marks on my behind. Don't you ever touch me, my body's only for my use, not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse. Don't preach about your morals, like your Mama did to you. That's nothing more than mind control, And it's illegal too! Mom, I have these children's rights, so you can't influence me, I'll call Children's Services Division, known as C.S.D. Of course my first instinct was to toss him out the door. But the chance to teach him a lesson made me think a little more. I mulled it over carefully, I couldn't let this go. A smile crept upon my face, he's messing with a pro. Next day I took him shopping at the local Goodwill Store. I told him, "Pick out all you want, there's shirts & pants galore. I've called and checked with C.S.D. who said they didn't care if I bought you K-Mart shoes instead of those Nike Airs. I've canceled that appointment to take your driver's test. The C.S.D. is unconcerned so I'll decide what's best. I said No time to stop and eat, or pick up stuff to munch. And tomorrow you can start to learn to make your own sack lunch. Just save the raging appetite, and wait till dinner time. We're having liver and onions, a favorite dish of mine."He asked "Can I please rent a movie, to watch on my VCR? Sorry, but I sold your TV, for new tires on my car I also rented out your room, you'll take the couch instead. The C.S.D. requires just a roof over your head. Your clothing won't be trendy now, I'll choose what we eat. That allowance that you used to get,will buy me something neat. I'm selling off your jet ski,dirt-bike &roller blades.Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights', It's in effect today! Hey hot shot, are you crying,Why are you on your knees?Are you asking GOD to help you out, instead of C.S.D..? from a (Mean Old Mother)... I saw this and loved it and just had to Post it!! To all the Moms Who have mean kids!!"

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Men Now Have Help To Go PEE


A friend sent this to me thanks... Phil
High tech urinal OR Damn, you're one lazy bastard Posted by Hello